Mommy of 4... Master of none

Well since I have yet to pick up a journal in the last 2 years.... maybe I can do this ?

I am not sure where to start my day.... How about at midnight.
12:20 am
Went up to bed .. (remeber this is Valentines evening)
1:15 am
Went to sleep
6:39 am
Woke up to the phone rining... note the phone is our alarm clock and was set for 5am to send hubby off to work. went something like this.....
me: Zzzzz ..RING"fraglerocktheme"... Helllloooooo
boss: Is marc there
me: (thinking: oh crap) Hold on....
me : Crap its 6:40 and its your boss on the phone
DH: saying something incoherient taking the phone and saying... "I know, alarm didnt go off be there in a few minutes" ( this happened in about 2 seconds I am not sure that his boss even talked to him)
me: uh what happened ? I set the alarm.. I checked 2 times last night
DH: probably turned if off and fell back asleep
me: can I get you something ?
DH: no i think that I am going to throw my stuff on and grab a cereal bar
6:50 Husband left.. I climbed back in to bed.... just about to doze off
6:57 """NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYYYYYYYYY BARBIE BOOK""""
Ok day has started.....
Mommy I have to pee
Mommy I want to go down stairs
Mommy she took my barbie book
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 am ( I can feel the migrain starting )
Manage to get downstairs ... fighting over who gets to open the door
(3 kids in Unison) Mommy I want...... drink cereal banana poptart
Got the kids fed and baby nursing as I sat down to 400 emails.. 398 being spam
The last thing I need right now is more debt or a husband on Viagra
and 2 being real....My friend... Wanting to know if we are coming over today and $
Well yea for the money.. my account balance went from 2.56 to 52.56 ! I can buy diapers now... which is great becasue I smell poop and I am pretty sure we only have one left......
Praying its not 2 of them.. I am thankful to find thats not the case.
Now up to my elbows in diper wipes and breathing though my mouth... the phone rings...
Now on a normal day the phone never rings except my DH letting me know hes on his way home for lunch and can I please put it in the microwave.

Some how I manage to get the phone and a diaper on the kid... Its my friend... guess she got my email.... Now that I realized that going to her house may not work cause DH will have the car at work... I need to get out of this house so I am willing to take DH back to work so we can have the car for a few hours.

8am
Heating up left overs for breakfast, breaking up the fight over who get to play with what, packing up the things that I sold earlier and trying to keep the babys tray full of cherioes.
8:35
Eating cold "again" leftovers
9am
Phone rings... Hubby... not fired,not even in trouble, well thats one less thing to think about

10:05.... Finally I was able to use the bathroom... and I even managed to get dressed ... all alone.
Uh oh if I was alone for that long.... come down to find someone underware floating in the toilet and all 3 in the bathroom playing go fish.

10:20am decided to start a personal blog

I can only imagine what the rest of the day will be............